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First Strip Show...
The first time I went to a strip show I’d only been going out with my boyfriend (Now my hubby) for just a few weeks. I told him I was going and we had a real good night! The show was fab and it was a good giggle.
Everything seemed fine until I came out of the nightclub where the stripper was performing and turned on my mobile to see if I had any messages. It never stopped... one message after another. I’d had something like 10 texts and 2 or 3 voice mails while I was in the club! All from my boyfriend. Texts like ‘where are you’ ‘what’s happening’ ‘has the show started yet’ and so on. I was way too tired to reply and a little worse for a few Bacardi and cokes so I turned it off and went home to bed.
I was a bit annoyed but decided to just ignore it and the following day I went to work. By mid morning I was receiving more texts from him asking what happened last night? I turned my phone off but went to his straight after work…. Very angry!!
“What the hell is all this about” I shouted at him... “It’s just a show, just a bit of fun!”. His mom heard me and came in to see what was going on.. I explained to her about the texts and luckily she was on my side. “Don’t be daft!” she told him. She gave him a right telling off saying how pathetic he was over something so harmless and she wouldn’t blame me for dumping him.
The following day, probably encouraged by his mom, he apologised.
Towards the end of the year a friend invited me to join her with some of the others to another show at a community centre. I said yes and thought it best to tell him. “But I want no more repeat of last time!” I warned him. He promised.
I didn’t want to have to hide the fact I was going to see a stripper and anyway, why should I?
We are now married and I’ve probably been to see about 5 strip shows since we’ve been together. He knows when I go because I feel it right to tell him, even though I don’t tell him everything that goes on. I often just say I sit at the back and watch from a distance when I’ve actually had a stripper sit on my lap or I’ve rubbed oil on his chest! But I think that would be too much information!!
In actual fact what he doesn’t know is that not only has his wife, sister-in-law and mother-in-law sat on a stripper’s lap .. But his mom has been with us too! And she was the worst of all of us!
(Donna)
Similar to Donna's story...
I have a similar story to tell as Donna who wrote to you about going to see strippers with her mother-in-law!
I have a great relationship with my boyfriend’s mother and we often go out together clubbing or on nights out. This includes the occasional strip show where we both have a great time! We love seeing the guys strip and we both agree not to tell each others partners what actually goes on! She winks and says ‘mums the word’ and I promise not to tell my boyfriends dad!
I don’t think it’s so unusual these days to go on nights out with your man’s mother and if you have a good relationship with her then why not?! She says I’m like a daughter to her.
My friend has got a photo of us both, me sitting on the strippers left knee and my boyfriends mother on his right knee. He was bouncing us up and down and we are laughing. When we saw it we both said there was no way we could let my boyfriend or his dad see it!
But joking apart, I adore her and would never give up my nights out with her. Even if I split up with him I think we’d still sit on strippers laps together!!
I know she will read this as she has been on your website and likes the photos! So big kisses to her from me! Can she have a signed photo of Jeeves please????
Best Present Ever!!
It was my first time I was so nervous I was a complete virgin.
It happened one night when I was looking on the internet and I came across his site. I looked at it in detail and felt very aware that I was blushing and warmth grew inside me that I hadn’t felt for a long time.
I decide to go for it and sent an email telling him I was interested. But I hesitated for a while before sending the email then I moved the mouse over the send button closed my eyes and sent it. I hoped I was doing the right thing. I’d never done this before and hoped I had enough money.
A few days later I checked my email and there it was ‘the reply’! I was so nervous but I opened up the email and read it. It seemed very friendly and I filled in my details but I was not so sure about giving my phone number but I did and waited for another reply.
I had a phone call, Oh My God it was Steve! He sounded so nice and he made me feel relaxed when I told him I’d never done this sort of thing before. When I got off the phone I felt a bit silly. Here I was, 52 years of age, a complete virgin to this and nervous as hell.
Well we arranged the date and he phoned me again to make sure I was ok about it all and I said yes… although I was still a little nervous.
The night arrived and Steve knocked at the door at 6pm as promised. I held my breath and opened the door… there he stood with a beaming smile and I felt like I was in my teens again.
I let him in and showed him to the spare room where he placed his bag on the bed. He smelt nice!!
“The girls had a brilliant night and my daughter said it was the best present ever!! “
I left him in the room and went into the kitchen to get myself a drink.
Next thing he was stood beside me and asked me if he could look around the bungalow. Then he said he would get ready so he went to the spare room. As I heard him unzip his bag I wondered what I’d let myself in for. I could smell his aftershave as it wafted through the doorway. It was so sensual.
He stood in the kitchen and I stood back and admired him. He did not have very much on but his dinner jacket and dickey bow suited him. I gave him the bottle of champagne and glasses when there was a knock at the door. We looked at each other and I gave a smile. He opened the door and the faces on the guests were a picture!!!
I then relaxed a little and sipped on my champagne. Once the guests arrived I introduced Steve (now Jeeves) to them all.
The night had begun and I was no longer a virgin to holding a Hen Night and it’s all down to that wonderful man JEEVES (Steve)!
The girls had a brilliant night and my daughter said it was the best present ever!!
That was back in August 2005.
Barbara (Wrexham)
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