“Butt Matters.” - By C.K. Heward.

Why is it that we females instinctively look at men’s behinds in a completely superficial effort to pre-determine their character? Poor things…

Well, not really… For centuries women have been treated as mere objects of sexual desire by men – this, we all know. There are hundreds upon thousands of magazines, websites, night spots, newspapers, TV shows, and books for men, doing just that. So ladies, there is no harm in glancing at a man’s sweet cheeks, and if you’re single, never be afraid to openly admire an outstanding booty!

After all, there’s more to men’s buttocks than meets the eye. When searching for your dream butt, (umm, I mean ‘man’… or do I mean butt?) there are some important factors to consider. Looks aren’t the only thing that counts! So, to you single ladies out there, and also those of you who are married or otherwise spoken for, take note! For these are some things that do matter.

Apart from the obvious aesthetics and pleasure that a nice toosh brings, a lady must appreciate and be aware of the other potentially beneficial factors which surround the great male bottom. Whether you prefer circles or squares when it comes to shape, our pure animal instinct – which has been unchanged for millions of years – remains the same: nice, firm buttocks are the best! It’s true…

While my first point may seem obvious to some, it may not be so obvious to others. And that is; A Great Butt Equals A Strong Butt.

Generally, if they look great, they’ll feel great. And, as our glutes are the largest muscle in our body, if they’re hard – they’re strong! If a man has a strong butt, he’s usually strong all over. Basically, I’ll break it down to this: the gluteus muscles are stabilizer muscles – the power behind everything that we do from the pelvis downwards and the support for everything that we have and do from the pelvis upwards! It is important that they’re strong, especially when I reach my second point, and that is:

Posture. Again I will say ‘generally’, but generally if a man is nicely toned and strong he will have good posture. Or, he should. And if he’s got great buns and great posture, typically he’ll be functioning pretty well – with a strong back and bum a man can do many things we ladies appreciate! Physically, good posture equates to a strong, capable body. Not only does this mean he can lift heavy things for you, it also means he could lift you when it counts! He is able bodied, and masculine – so I don’t need to mention why that is a plus. For those of you whose partner has lovely squeezable cheeks, just think what this could potentially mean for the future!!

Those ladies out there whose partners don’t have strong buns – some gentle encouragement in this area could mean a great boost to his confidence – and his energy levels!!

All these arguments can be traced back to our primal instinct. Where we now almost unconsciously gravitate towards firm butt cheeks, in cavewoman days we would’ve chosen the man with great glutes because he most likely would’ve been the strongest hunter and strongest mate – capable of best feeding and protecting our children and ourselves when the need occurred.

Don’t get me wrong ladies, it is also important for us females to keep our own buns and backs in check – he will appreciate it – which could also lead to a boost in his energy levels!

So now you know the real reasons why the butt really does matter, remember:

He can be any size, colour, or shape –

but if he’s got great buttocks he’s a winner in more ways than one!